{"id":607,"date":"2009-02-10T22:39:03","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T21:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/?p=607"},"modified":"2009-02-11T08:18:40","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T07:18:40","slug":"quote-database","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/2009\/02\/10\/quote-database\/","title":{"rendered":"Quote Database"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nogle af jer er nok st\u00f8dt p\u00e5 bash.org<\/a>. Jeg var for et stykke tid siden, men glemte den s\u00e5 igen, indtil Jonas<\/a> mindede mig om den. Den korte beskrivelse, er at siden indeholder en masse sjove citater og chat logs, prim\u00e6rt fra IRC<\/a>. Folk der har set noget sjovt skrevet i disse chatrooms, eller selv har v\u00e6ret med i samtalen, kan poste en udskrift p\u00e5 siden, og s\u00e5 stemmer folk om hvilke er de sjoveste. Et h\u00f8jdepunkt p\u00e5 siden er deres top 100 liste<\/a>. Bare for at give jer en id\u00e9 om hvad man kan finde derinde, s\u00e5 poster jeg lige et par af historierne her. Hvis I finder det sjovt, s\u00e5 kig endelig forbi siden, hvor der er mange flere.<\/p>\n

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
\n<Indidge> umm….nothing?
\n<Jeedo> So….want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
\n<Indidge> Wait….did you want to speak to my daughter?
\n<Jeedo> Yes\u00a0 Mrs.Miller.. :-\/<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
\n<TheXPhial> vaccuums
\n<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
\n<TheXPhial> black holes
\n<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
\n<TheXPhial> lava?<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
\n<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
\n<Ben174> : Where u work?
\n<ChrisLMB> : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
\n*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
\n<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
\n<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
\n<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
\n<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
\n<Sandaedar> Ok I’m back.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
\nBritneySpears14: Aight.
\nbloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
\nBritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
\nbloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
\nBritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
\nbloodninja: Me too baby.
\nBritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
\nbloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
\nBritneySpears14: Hey…
\nbloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
\nBritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
\nbloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
\nBritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
\nbloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
\nbloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
\nBritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
\nbloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
\nbloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
\nbloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
\nbloodninja: Baby?
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\nBritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
\neminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I’m ready.
\nBritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.
\neminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
\nBritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
\nBritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
\neminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
\nBritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
\neminemBNJA: Oh ****
\nBritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I’m gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
\neminemBNJA: Oh ****
\neminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Josh: QUESTION FOR EVERYONE….
\nSecureXeC: IT’S TO THE LEFT OF YOUR ‘A’ KEY.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Den sidste er helt fantastisk, men kr\u00e6ver nok at man har lidt kendskab til IRC for at forst\u00e5 hvad den g\u00e5r ud p\u00e5. Pointen er at der i mange kanaler (chat rooms) er en bot (et program), som man kan skrive kommandoer til, og s\u00e5 g\u00f8r den et eller andet. I nedest\u00e5ende tilf\u00e6lde er det en bot i et kristent chatroom, der kan give dig diverse tekster fra biblen. Da det nu er et kristent chatroom, s\u00e5 er der (selvf\u00f8lgelig) ogs\u00e5 en, der automatisk smider folk ud hvis de skriver bandeord… S\u00e5 skulle scenen vist v\u00e6re sat \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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*** Now talking in #christian
\n-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: \/msg Word_of_God !info
\n<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
\n<Word_of_God>\u00a0 Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. --\u00a0 (KJV)
\n*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
\n*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
\n<Abstruse> I know I’m never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that…<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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