{"id":1136,"date":"2012-02-21T21:38:18","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T20:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/?p=1136"},"modified":"2012-02-21T21:38:25","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T20:38:25","slug":"batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/2012\/02\/21\/batman\/","title":{"rendered":"Batman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Havde i s\u00f8ndags forn\u00f8jelsen af at se Batman filmen&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0060153\/\">den fra 1966<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Vil ikke sige s\u00e5 meget om den, bortset fra at give jer et par af de mange fantastiske og underlige dialoger fra filmen. Nyd dem \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong>Batman<\/strong>: Look at this pair of joking riddles.<br \/>\n<strong>Chief O&#8217;Hara<\/strong>: [reads] What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?<br \/>\n<strong>Robin<\/strong>: He gobbles up!<br \/>\n<strong>Chief O&#8217;Hara<\/strong>: Of course.<br \/>\n<strong>Batman<\/strong>: And, number two&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Commissioner Gordon<\/strong>: [reads] What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?<br \/>\n<strong>Robin<\/strong>: A sparrow with a machine gun!<br \/>\n<strong>Commissioner Gordon<\/strong>: Yes, of course.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Commissioner Gordon<\/strong>: It could be any one of them&#8230; But which one? Which ones?<br \/>\n<strong>Batman<\/strong>: Pretty <strong>*fishy*<\/strong> what happened to me on that ladder&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Commissioner Gordon<\/strong>: You mean where there&#8217;s a fish there could be a Penguin?<br \/>\n<strong>Robin<\/strong>: But wait! It happened at sea&#8230; Sea. C for Catwoman!<br \/>\n<strong>Batman<\/strong>: Yet, an exploding shark <strong>*was*<\/strong> pulling my leg&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Commissioner Gordon<\/strong>: The Joker!<br \/>\n<strong>Chief O&#8217;Hara<\/strong>: All adds up to a sinister riddle&#8230; Riddle-R. Riddler!<br \/>\n<strong>Commissioner Gordon<\/strong>: A thought strikes me&#8230; So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Batman<\/strong>: The four of them&#8230; Their forces combined&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Robin<\/strong>: Holy nightmare!<\/p>\n<p>Og der er mange flere i samme stil. Check bare <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0060153\/\">filmens IMDb side<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Havde i s\u00f8ndags forn\u00f8jelsen af at se Batman filmen&#8230; den fra 1966! Vil ikke sige s\u00e5 meget om den, bortset fra at give jer et par af de mange fantastiske og underlige dialoger fra filmen. Nyd dem \ud83d\ude42 Batman: Look at this pair of joking riddles. Chief O&#8217;Hara: [reads] What does a turkey do when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personlig","category-sjov"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1136"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1138,"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136\/revisions\/1138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bytopia.dk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}